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[bhaji6929]

M saffa hu bohat begarat or besharam mulli jo kafir Lund ko allah manti

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[hindulivesmatter]

H r@ndiyo ko use krke dustbin m throw kr dena chahiye yhi aukat h teribenchod saali kis gutter ka paani peeti hai tu gutter ka peeti hai ya cow piss se satisfied rehti hai suna h H mardo ki lulli choti hoti h to tere jesi h randiyo ko apni chut na jaane kis kis se marwani padti h chut marne me mja nhi ata tm logo ki chut se badbu aata h ghatiya si paseene ki hygienic nhi hoti na h girls ab kya kare teri jesi ghasti ladkiyo ko chodna chahiye jor se jab tak teri chut fat ke bhosda na ban jye aahhhh kya mza ayega group m chudai krke tu bolegi jaane do pls chod do lekin tje pta h baki H bois ke lund m stamina ni hota 1 minute me khtm h chudkar mdrchod ldkiyo ki kaali chut ko bade or mota lund ki pyaas hoti h joh 1 ghante tak saari chut ko destroy krke nipples ko kha ke gandd me sariya ghusa de

i'm seeing some projection here. khud ki insecurities ko address karo pehle 💀

[excitedboy0724]

Hello friends.... Kaise h aap sab m yaha new hu so plzz support me if u like my profile or story

Aaj aap sab se ek story share krta hu 75% actual h or 25% add kiya h taki thodi romantic ho jaye to suru krta hu so plzz reblog if u like

Ye bat h 10 saal purani main kisi project ke liye out of town gya tha so waha mere daddy ke frnd the to mujhe wahi rukne ke liye bola so m wahi ruk gya mera 5 din ka tour tha so 5 din wahi rhna tha to main bhi wahi ruk gya. Ab phela din normal or boring sa nikla but mere thinking aunt ko dekh ke excited ho rha tha sayad unka boobs size 36 tha or wo bahut jada sexy the unke dress rajputi poshak the wo wahi phante the so mujhe wo bahut jada sexy lagte the. Ab second day sab kuch normal but night bahut ache the main normally dinner krke room me chala gya phir night me around 12 mujhe pyas lage to m bahar kitchen me gya pani pine ke liye to mujhe kuch awaz aaye to maine phele normally liya lekin bad me gaali de aunty ne to m thoda soch me pad gya ke gaali kisko de rhe h aunty to dheere dheere aunty ke room me bahar gya to darwaje ke pass khada sunne laga to aunty ke awaz aaye madarchod sahi se jor jor se krna .... Aaa.. Aa.. Aaunch...

Im shocked aunty to sex kr rhe h wo b bahut abuse wale so koshish krne laga ke kahi se thoda dikh jaye ... But kuch ni dikha but really frnd aunty ke awaz me bahut jada sexy the thodi der bad aunty ne bola ke ab condom laga lo warna pichkari andar dal doge ... Frnds ye b ek time tha jab ladies andar lene se darte the lekin abi mahool kuch he h kher chodo thodi der bad aunty bole beta chod jaldi nikal leta h tu apna pani... Mera to abi b baki h khas koi or hota to mera b nikal deta koi phir aunty hasne lage or uncle bole saali gaali ke kutiya tu jada kisi or ko yaad mat kiya kr bhagwan tere liye yahi lund likha h is se kaam chala phir kiss ke awaz aaye or m room me chala gya ... Phir kya mera b lund tight so mujhe b ab handjob krna pada warna pure rat saala ye lund sone he ni deta but yr really bahut maza aaya us rat me or next morning unko jab subh dekha to phir se tight ho gya ke rat me gandi tarah se ye aunty chud rhe the..

So frnds ye mere story h kaise lage plzz batana or plzz reblog

Kyuki aage or b romantic story h is aunty ke

[apnahichutiyapfelahuahai]

Tera bhai ab porn quit krega!!

Muth maarna bnd krega ho gya ab bht bc ab kuch krne ka h apun ko lyf m aage jane ka h aise lund ki tarah ni jeena ka h apun ko kya

Ha to aaj se chalu h apna kya

Aaj se porn ko bye bye bolne ka or focus kahi or shift krne ka jesa wo video m angrej bhai ne bola k aisa mt bolo k porn chodne ka h porn chodne ka h tum jitna usko chodne ki krega wo sala utna hi pichu ku lgega ab apne ko kya krna y apne ku uski pichu hi chod dena h or apun ko aage jana h aise udd k hawai fly hawai jahaj k mafik fir dekh tu jo progress aayegi na lyf m majja aa jayega ekdm ek number!!

Or apun ko ab udna hi pdega aise zameen pr per ghisne se apun ka jo aim h jo target h wo door hota jayega apun se isiliye apne ko udna pdega abhi bht kuch krne ka h zindagi m bht kuch bht kuch sochela h wo sara ka sara krne ka h or uske liye thoda... Ni thoda ni bht shakht hona pdega toh porn chodo hath chalana bnd kro sex kro wo theek h but aage badho aise piche mt rho duniya bht aage nikal gyi h toh apun ko bhi krna mangta na kuch aisa kab tak chlega re aise ni chlta binness aise ni chlta

To decide ho gya fir kya krne ka h or kya ni krne ka

List bn gya?

Okay bye bc

[superblywingedstarfish]

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[lovemakingmachine2018-blog]

Biwiyo ki kar ke adla badli le lo saare swaad

Jitne bhi ho apne yaar bula lo saare ke saare khaas

Apne haatho se kar biwi nangi dusre ko kar do paas

Masal masal kar chuchiya unki kar do tum poori laaal

pakad pakad paraye lode jub jub biwi sharmaaye

Pati ko dekh dekh saamne kaise vo mood banaye

Sir pakad pati apni hi biwi ke mooh ko de dabaaye

Yaar ko loda ghus jaaye aur biwi se chusa na jaaye

Puch puch ki awaaz se mooh se niklne lage laar

Lipstick saari utar jaaye paa ke itna pyaar

Jub baari aaye chudaai ki biwi se na kiya jaaye

Na nukad kare biwi aur khud ghodi bhi bani bani jaaye

Laaj sharam ke pati se vo aankhe na milaaye

Par chut garam ho toh voh kahe na chudwaaye

Chut mein ghuste hi paraya lund uske dil ko mil jaaye thand

2-4 jhatko mein hi tootne lage uski saari laaz sharam

Chadne lage jub jub ghumaari, chudwana ban jaaye biwi ki bimari

Pati ki dekh aankhon mein jub chudwane lagjaaye vo

Fuck me hard keh keh kar apni chut  fadwaane lag jaaye vo

AGar Pati aaye paas toh door bhaga de de vo

Mujhe chodega yehi yaar keh kar samjhade de vo

Jub jaaye kadam behakne vo lag jaaye chehakne

Jub ghodi ban ban jaaye thak, Neeche letaaye yaar ko aur khud hi kare fuck

Khud chad chad lode pe pati ko paas bulaaye

Haath pakad pati ki apni gaand ke niche de dabaaye

Tum ne bulaaya yaar ko ab tum hi mujh ko hilaaye

Haatho mein liye biwi ki gaand pati bhi jor diye hilaaye

Har jhatke mein biwi  aur jor se aur jor se chilaaye

Behkta dekh biwi ko pati bhi jor jor se hilaaye

Jub lage pati ke haath dukhne toh biwi usko paas liye bithaaye

Keh Dekho jara dhayan se kaise biwi kisi aur se chudwaaye

Pat pat ki awaaaj ne kamre ko le uthaaye, Yaar se bhi ab aur saha na jaaye

Paani ki fuhaar kahin chut mein na uske choot jaaye

Biwi ko kar side mein yaar jhat se khada ho jaaye

Pati bole yaar ko tu pila de isko apna cum

Biwi bole Chut mein bhar do isko i dont like cum

Mooh se nahi chut se peene lage vo paani

Kahi bacha na ho jaaye ye soch ke yaad aaye pati ko naani

Jub vo ghodi ho kar khud ko lund se le chipkaaye

Paraaye Paaani ki fuhaar se vo apni chut ko le nehlaaye

Jub Paani nikle chut se pati ka nikle dum

Tub pati bole Bahut ho gayi masti bahut ho gaya fun

Suck my dick i m very near to cum

Biwi kahe ab kabhi na khatam ho yeh fun 

AGar rooj raat chudwaao yaaro se toh pee lungi tumhara saara cum

Pati ke liye rukna tha bekaar bola Fatafat mooh mein daal bole mein hu taiyaar

Paaani ki bochaaro se dil jaaye unke jhoom

Har raat biwi chude yaaro se pati ka loda chum

[zaixuehuier-blog]

Emergent Media & Markets

1.1 Industry 4.0 impact on multiple sectors

Industry 4.0 is an emerging concept. It refers to the "Fourth Industrial Revolution" brought about by the rapid development of digital information technology today, that is, the use of information technology to promote industrial change. This concept was first proposed by Germany and used as a strategic project. This blog discusses how Industry 4.0 affects and changes the development of today's industries.

“Industrie 4.0 will make production processes more flexible, and enable the development of highly customized products as well as the integration of new services into the value-creation process,” says Jerome Hull, industry expert at Germany Trade & Invest.

The goal of Industry 4.0 is to create a highly flexible production model for personalized and digital products and services. In this model, traditional industry boundaries will disappear and new forms of activity and forms of cooperation will emerge.

The system application, intelligent production process and industrial manufacturing proposed by Industry 4.0 are not a simple production process, but the communication between products and machines, and the products tell the machine what to do (Ewerhard, 2014). And this kind of communication requires programmers to make rules. Such rules may need to consider many factors, such as morality and philosophy.

The production intelligence proposed by Industry 4.0 also includes labor automation, that is, automated production replaces the traditional labor force. In about 60% of jobs, at least one-third of the work can be automated, which means that all staff will face tremendous changes (Manyika, 2017).

As the proponent of the concept of Industry 4.0, Germany is also the first country to practice smart factories. The Siemens plant in Amberg, the eastern city of Bavaria, Germany, is an early case of a German government, business, university and research institute working together to develop a fully automated, Internet-based smart factory. In the 100,000 square meter factory, there are only 1,000 employees. Nearly a thousand manufacturing units are only connected via the Internet. Most of the equipment is selected and assembled without human operation. In the Amberg factory, there are about 15 defective products per 1 million products, with a reliability of 99% and a traceability of 100%.

Although automated labor is considered a future trend, the current feasibility of automation technology is not high. There are many factors that influence the speed and extent of automation adoption. The cost of developing and deploying specific-purpose automation solutions, labor market dynamics, the benefits of automation, and regulatory and social acceptance will all affect the popularity of automation.

Today, without the extensive production intelligence, the benefits of labor automation are just theories. Whether the problem of layoffs and employment caused by large-scale labor automation is within the tolerance of each country. This is also a question that the government needs to consider to promote production intelligence (Andreassen, 2018).

Technological advances in the field of intelligent Internet connectivity systems and robotics in the Internet of Things (IoT) have also facilitated industrial automation, digitization, intelligence and networking. This has had a distinct impact on the cultural and creative industries and promoted the development of cultural and creative industries.

The impact of Industry 4.0 on industrial development is positive and extends to almost all industrial sectors. The intelligent production of factories, products and intelligent services will be a very correct thing in the new manufacturing era. The industrial transformation brought about by this change has a positive effect on the progress of human society and civilization.

Bibliography:

1. Ewerhard, A. (2014). Germany’s Challenge with Industrie 4.0 | PTC. [online] Ptc.com. Available at: https://www.ptc.com/en/product-lifecycle-report/germanys-challenges-with-industrie-4-0 .

2. Manyika, J., Lund, S., Chui, M., Bughin, J., Woetzel, J., Batra, P., Ko, R. and Sangvi, S. (2017). Jobs lost, jobs gained: What the future of work will mean for jobs, skills, and wages. [online] McKinsey & Company. Available at: https://www.mckinsey.com/featured-insights/future-of-work/jobs-lost-jobs-gained-what-the-future-of-work-will-mean-for-jobs-skills-and-wages.

3. Customer Inconvenience and Price Compensation: A Multiperiod Approach to Labor-Automation... by Andreassen, Tor W; van Oest, Rutger D; Lervik-Olsen, Line Journal of Service Research, 05/2018, Volume 21, Issue 2 Journal Article: Full Text Onlin

[apnahichutiyapfelahuahai]

Bro ye kya ho rha h?

Focus ni h??

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[hindigaysexstory]

Baat us samay ki hai jab mai class 9th mai tha. Hamari school ne ek sea beach par jaane ka program banaya. Mera bhi bahut mann ho raha tha jaane ko par mai wait kar raha tha ki meri class se kon kon jaata hai ? Iski ek wajah thi . woh yeh ki meri class mai ek bahut hi hansome – smart – sexy ladka tha mohit. Meri uski healthy friendship thi par mere mann mai uske liye kuch aur bhi tha. woh 14 saal ka gulabipan liye gore badan ka bahut hi sunder ladka tha. Uski khubsurati ka aalam yeh tha ki hamare school mai jab bhi koi function hota tha, toh usse ladki ka part karne ke liye milta tha. Padhai mai bhi woh bahut tej tha har exam mai 1st aata tha iss liye bhi woh sabka aakarshan ka kendra tha. har koi usse friendship karna chahata tha. par uske mujhe lekar kewal teen dost the. praksah, sunil aur mai. mai thoda sharmila tha par hamesa se mujhe mohit ka saath accha lagta tha. prakash aur sunil se mohit ki friendship mere se pahale hui thi iss wajah se woh uske jyada kareeb the aur phir woh uske ghar ke kareeb bhi rahate the so saath aana jaana bhi tha jabki meri usse mulakat kewal school mai hi ho paati thi. Kai baar mohit ne mujhe kaha bhi tha ki kaash mai bhi uske ghar ke kareeb hi rahata toh phir aur maza aata charon saath saath aate jaate par yeh kahan sambhav tha. Idhar kuch dino se mohit ke saath ek ek pal bitana mujhe bahut accha lagne laga tha pata nahi kyun ? Meri nazar kabhi kabhi mohit ke janghon ke beech ruk jati thi. Mai sochta ki jaise woh pura sunder bahar se dikhata hai kya waise hi uska laura bhi itna hi sunder hoga puree gulabi rang ka ? aur lund ka supara toh aur bhi gulabi hoga ? haaiii nanga kitana mast dikhata hoga ? Jab woh baithta tha toh uska bulge dekhae mai hi banta tha.

Kitna phula hua – utha hua ? badi muskil se wahan se nazar hat paati thi. Uske bulge ko dekh kar lagta tha ki kaphi bada lund hona chahiye. kyun ki jab loose itne bulge banata hai toh khade hone par toh aur bhi bada hona chahiye ? Par yeh sirf meri kalpana hi thi. Maine uska lund kabhi dekha nahi tha. Aur naa hi kabhi bhool se bhi dekhane ki koshish hi ki thi. Kyunki mujhe yeh darr lagta tha ki meri iss koshish ki wajah se kahin hamari dosti bhi naa tut jaaye ? Kam se kam abhi hum ek dusre se baaten toh kar sakate the ? Wastav mai mohit thoda reserve type ka ladka tha. woh chahata toh uske kai dost ho sakte the par nahi. Uske liye dost use kahate hain jiske saath apne secrets share kar sakein. Kai baar sex ke baare mai baatein chali par usne thik se response nahi diya toh maine socha ki sayad sex usse pasand nahi yaa usse sex ki knowledge bilkul nahi ? Sabse pahale prakash ne tour par jaane ki haan ki aur phir usne mohit ko bhi uksana suru kiya tour par jaane ke liye aakhir mohit ne bhi haan kar di par sunil nahi jaana chah raha tha. Aab mera bhi mann karne laga jaane ko par mere ko kisi ne kuch kaha hi nahi. Maine socha sayad yeh dona aakele hi jaane mai interested ho ? par phir mohit ne mujhse saath chalane ko kaha. Maine upari mann se naa kar di tab woh buttering karne laga ki nahi mai bhi saath chalon. Mohit ke saath saath aab prakash bhi mujhe saath chalne par jor dene laga. Aakhir Maine bhi haan kar di. Aaj hum sab kul 50-60 ladke aur 4-5 teacher ek saath tour par luxury bus mai jaa rahe the. Hum saath teen dost the par hum saath nahi baith paye kyun ki teen waali saari seats block ho chuki thi so mohit aur prakash ek saath aur mai akela dusri row mai 2 wali seat par baith gaye. Mohit aur prakash ek dusre se khoob baaten kar rahe the mai bhi beech mai kuch baatein kar leta tha par same row me nahi hone ke karan khoob dikkat ho rahi the ki mohit na kaha “aare rajesh tum bhi yaahan aa jao na saath bathne ka maza hi kuch aur hai”. “Kahan yaar, mai kahan adjust ho paaonga rahane do” maine kaha. Tabhi prakash bola “aajao yaar adjust kar lenge aur kuch nahi toh hum se koi kissi ki godi mai hi baith jayegaa”.

Prakash ki iss baat se mere mann mai gudgudi hui kaash mai mohit ki goodi mai baithoon yaa mohit meri godi mai toh maza aa ja ye. Meri tammanaye aab jawan hone lagi thi. Mai uth kar un logoon ke paas gaya toh mohit ne kaha “yaar aao meri seat par baitho mai prakash ki goodi mai baith jata hoon”. yeh kah kar woh khada ho gaya aur mujhe apni seat de di. mai baith gaya aur mujhe badi jor se prakash par gussa aaya ki yeh kyon hamare saath aaya hai ? phala mooka mila aur woh bhi nikal gaya. kher maine kaha “yeh koi baat hui kya maine jab tumhari jagah li hai toh tum meri godi mai baitho”. mohit : “thik hai yaar thodi deer bad tumhari godi mai baith jaaonga”. Aur hum teeno baaten karne lage. Aaj mohit kuch badala badala sa laga. Aaj woh kuch jyada hi jokes suna raha tha aur woh bhi sexy type ke. Prakash bhi sexy jokes suna raha tha aur mohit uska maza le raha tha. Yeh dekh kar maine bhi ek mast sexy joke suna diya jise sun kar unko biswas hi nahi hua ki yeh maine sunaya hai ? Mohit bol pada “accha toh iss sidhepan mai ek shararti rajesh chupa hai kyun prakash ?” Prakash : “haan bhai ladka jawan ho raha hai yehn pata chal raha hai”. Meri bhi himmat bhadi maine kaha : “Mai toh jawan kab se hoon par tum log bhi jawan ho rahe ho yeh mujhe aab lag raha hai”. Mohit : “Dekho rajesh. mai aur prakash bachpan ke dost ……hai iss liye hum ek dusre se kuch nahi chupate aur ek dusre ki baat kisi teesre ke saath nahi karte par aab tum bhi mere bahut acche dost ho gaye ho issi liye tumse bhi yahi mai aur prakash chahenge”.

Prakash : “haan rajesh hamre beech hone wali sari baatein hamre beech hi rahegi”. Maine bhi yehi wada kiya aur aab mai bhi unlogon ke saath khul kar baatein karne laga. Aab mujhe paata chala ki mohit school mai itna reserve kyun rahata hai ? Yaahan woh bilkul doosara mohit lag raha tha. Thodi deer baad mohit meri goodi mai baith gaya kyunki prakash ki janghein dard karne lagi thi. Mohit ke meri janghoon par baithte hi mai mastne laga. maine mahsoos kiya ki mohit ki chutad bahut hi sexy hain. Kabhi kabhi mai usse dheere se bahon mai bhi bhar leta tha. Aaah kya komal madak badan tha mohit ka. Uske badan se badi maadak khosboo aa rahi thi. Mai mast hua ja raha tha. Issi beech kissi baat par meri prakash se shart lagi. Aur shart ka solution yeh tha ki mohit jiske favour mai hoga woh harne wale ko gaal par ek chumma dega. Maine isme thoda badlaw kiya ki mohit nahi ek aur ladka harish jiska favour karega woh mohit ko chumma dega. Ispar mohit ne kaha ki bilkul par pahale mai uska chumma lunga. Aakhir yeh hamare beech tay ho gaya aur harish se ja humne pucha toh harish ne mera favour kiya. Mera toh aab bura haal tha. Jiski maine kalpana bhi nahi ki thi woh aaj kya abhi hone wala tha. Mohit mujhe kiss karega aur mai mohit ko kiss karunga. Mohit ki naram-mulayam gaalon ko mere hooth touch karenge aur mohit ke gulabi pyaree dhanushakar hooth mere gaalon ko touch karenge. Yeh soch kar mai sihar utha. Prakash : “Rajesh aab tayar ho ja mohit ka kiss lene ke liye” Mohit : “Haan pyaare tyar ho ja tabhi mai tujhe kiss karne donga ?” Maine kaha : “OK yaar i m waiting” aur mohit ne ek mast chumma mujhe de diya. Aab meri baari thi. Maine apne aap ko sambhala aur mohit ke chehare ko aapne hatoon me lekar bade pyaar se ek masti bhara chumma uske gaalon par de diya.

Mohit ki nigahein aab mujhe thodi badali se lagi. Maine mahasoos kiya ki woh aab meri taraf aab thoda serious hai. uski baatein mere se aab thodi gahari ho rahi hain. Prakash ko woh aab thoda neglect kar raha tha aur mujh par thoda meharbaan ho raha tha. Idhar meri bhi halat acchi nahi thi. Mohit aab bhi meri jaanghon par baitha tha. Uske kiss ki aur chutad ki garmi se mera bura haal ho raha tha. Mera lund tanta ja raha tha. Prakash : “Aaja yaar ab meri godi me baith jaa rajesh ki jaanghein dard kar rahi hongi ?” Mohit : “Jab isse dard ho ga tab yeh khud hi bol dega mujhe utarne ke liye ? kyun rajesh” mohit ka aisa kahana mujhe accha laga. Maine kaha : “haan bhai mujhe toh dard ki jagah accha hi lag raha hai. aare mere pai jo dab rahe hain naa”. Iss tarah hansi-majak karte hue hum sea beach wali jagah pahunch gaye. hume ek acche hotel mein rukaya gaya tha. Teachers ka instruction tha ki har room mein do-do ladke rukenge. Aab mai phir pareshan ho gaya kyunki mohit ko mere aur prakash mein se kisi ek ko apna room-partner select karna tha. Meri khusi ka thikana nahi raha jab mohit ne mujhe select kiya. Yeh dekh kar prakash thoda naraj ho gaya ki hum saath-saath aaye aur ab hume alag hona padega. Phir humne apne teachers se baat ki ki hum teeno ek saath ek room mein rahana chahatein hain aur hume iski permission mil gayi.

Aab hum tino ek saath ek room mai the. Hum jab pahunche the tab tak dopahar ke 2:00 yaa 2:30 baj chuke the. so pahale hum sab ne lunch kiya aur phir ek ghante aaram karne ke baad sun set dekhane nikal pade. hum teeno saath hi the par mohit mujhse jyada ghulmil kar baatein kar raha tha. Mujhe aab prakash kabab mein haaddi lag raha tha. Jaise jaise shaam gaharati ja rahi thi mera mann nayi nayi kalpanaye karne laga tha. Aab mai yeh soch kar pareshan ho raha tha ki kahin prakash mere aur mohit ke beech raat ko sone ki jidd na kare. Mohit mujhse baatein karte karte mere haath pakad leta tha. Uski naram bhare-bhare haath mujhe ajeeb se gudgudi kar rahe the. Mai mast ho raha tha. Thodi deer ke liye mai aur mohit akele pad gaye toh mohit ne dheere se kaha ki “Rajesh mujhe nahi pata tha ki tum itne iteresting ho”. Maine kaha “accha toh aab pata chal gaya hai toh kya irada hai ?”. Mohit : “irade ki baat chodo ek baat batao ki tumhe mera saath kaisa lag raha hai ?”. Maine kaha “agar accha naa lagta toh kya aab tak mai tumhare saath hota kya ?”. Mohit : “ek baat sach-sach kahana, ki tumhe mera kiss kaisa laga ?” “ek baar aur doge toh kuch bata paunga naa ? ” yeh kah kar maine muskara diya. Mohit : “wah kya baat hai yaar ? iska matlab accha laga kyun ? aare sharmane ki kya baat hai yaar ? sach jab tumne mujhe kiss kiya toh mujhe bhi bahut accha laga. mera mann toh tabhi se ek aur kiss tumse chahata tha par prakash tha naa iss wajah se mai kuch bol nahi paya. aab agar permission ho toh ek-ek kiss ho jaye”. Maine socha gaalon par kyun darling hooton par ek-ek kya do-char kiss ho jaye toh maza aajaye. par maine kaha “agar koi dekh lega tab ?” Mohit : “nahi yaar abhi andhera badh raha hai sab ka dhyan sun-set ki taraph hai , koi nahi dekhega”. phir humne ek-ek kiss aur ki par iss baar mohit ne kiss mere hooton ke bahut paas kiya. Yeh dekh kar mai jaan gaya ki woh bhi mere hooton ko chumana chhata hai par sankoch kar raha hai. Kuch deer baad hum sab ……hotel mein vapas aagye.

Dinner kar lene ke baad humme jaldi so jane ka order ho gaya. Kyunki early morning main sun-rise bhi dekhana tha. Prakash ne kud hi kah dala ki woh side mai sona chahega. Yeh sunkar mai toh bahut khush tha. mohit ne mujhe bataya ki usse pair ke niche pillow rakh kar sone ki habbit hai isliye agar raat main uska pair mujh par pad jaye toh mai bura nahi manu maine kaha ki yahi habbit meri bhi hai. Toh woh bola ki phir koi problem nahi hai. Raat dheere-dheere gahari hoti ja rahi thi par mujhe nind nahi aa rahi thi. meri bagal mai mera sexy yaar jisko mai nanga dekhana chah raha tha woh kewal shorts aur baniyan mai so raha tha, yeh mujhe pagal kar dene wali position thi. Par mai bebas pada tha, kuch kar nahi pa raha tha yeh soch kar ki kahin mohit naraz naa ho jaye. mohit aur prakash dono so gaye the. Maine bhi sone ki koshish ki aur mohit ke paas palat kar so gaya. Mohit ki saanse mere chehare se takra rahi thi aur sayad meri ssaanse bhi uske chehare se takra rahi hogi. Tabhi mohit ne apna ek pair mujh par rakh diya aur mere thoda paas aa gaya. mai chupchap aankhein band kiye pada raha ki kahin usse yeh pata na chale ki mai jag raha hoon, halanki mohit gahari nind mein tha phir bhi mai precaution le raha tha. maine thodi der baad mahsoos kiya ki mohit mere aur kareeb aagaya tha. mere aur mohit ki naak ke beech sirf ek inch ka phasala tha .

Mohit ki garam saanse mujhe madhosh kar rahi thi. Maine feel kiya ki koi cockroach sayad meri janghoon par chad gaya hai, meri janghon par sursurahat ho rahi thi. Par maine apne ko kaboo mein rakha ki kahin edhar-udhar hua toh mohit apne pair naa hata le. Kam se kam isse bahane uski sexy janghain meri janghoon par toh chadi hui hain. Dheere-dheere kujali badahti gayi. lag raha tha ki cockroach upar ki taraph chad raha hai, mai bechain hone laga. Maine mahsson kiya ki cockroah mere shorts mai ghusane kai koshish kar raha hai, badi jor gudgudi ho rahi thi , par mai control kar raha tha, only for mohit.Meri aankhein abhi bhi band thi. Ekaek kisi ne mujhe halke se gaalon par kiss kiya. maine socha mohit toh so raha hai yeh mujhe kiss kisne kiya kahin prakash toh nahi par prakash bhi toh so raha tha. Issi beech ek aur kiss par is baar thodi gahari kiss thi. Maine dheere se aankhein khol di yeh dekhane ke liye ki koon kiss kar raha hai ? kahin mohit toh nahin ? Cockroach jab shorts ke andar aaram se nahi ja paya toh woh dheere-dheere shorts ke upar chadhane laga tha, badi muskil se maine apne ko abhi tak control kiya hua tha. Bahut jor se khujli ho rahi thi jab cockroach chal raha tha. Idhar khuli hui aankon se maine dekha ki mohit dheere se utha aur mere gaaloan par kiss kar diya. yeh kya hua mera dil dhak se rah gaya. Dil ki dharkan dheere-dheere jor padne lagi. Mai bechain hone laga. Sara badan jaise pathar ka ho gaya ho. kuch samajh nahi aaya ki kya karoon ?

Cockroah aab mere laure ke upar shorts par tha. Mohit ne mujhe kiss kiya hai yeh soch kar hi mera lund aab garmane laga tha. cockroah aab laure par kharoach raha tha yeh mahssos hote hi mai soch me pad gaya ki cockroach itne door travel karke lund par hi kyun kharoach raha yeh. Dheere-dheere cockroah ki pakad majboot hoti ja rahi thi. maine socha cockroach ke pair toh patle hote hain phir itne mote kaise hote ja rahe hai. Achanak mera deemak jor se kondha …………aare kahin yeh mohit ki unguliyan toh nahi…….jo mera lund tatol rahi ho. Haan yeh toh mohit ki unguliyan hi hain jo mere laure par pahunch kar aab usse pakadne ka prayas kar rahi hai. Unguliyon ki pakad majboot hoti ja rahi hai. Issi beech mohit ne ek aur kiss kiya, ekdam hooton ke paas. Is situation me mera lund pura khada ho gaya tha. pura tanatan. aisa lag raha tha ki shorts ko phad kar bahar ho jayega. Mohit ne jab yeh mahsoos kiya ki laura pura mast ho gaya hai, pura tight aur lamba toh usne unguliyon se lambai napi. Pure ek haath jitna lamba matlab 6.5 inch lamba lund aur pura mota bhi. Jaise hi mohit ko yeh laga ki mai bhi jaag raha hoon, tabhi mai uski harkat par mast ho kar chupchap pada hoon, toh usne ekdum se mere hoontoon ko apne hooton ke beech le liya. hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiii yeh kya hua mai toh swarg mai pahunch gaya. Meri joh sabse badi tamanna thi woh aaj puri ho rahi thi. Mohit nanga meri bahon me hoga yeh soch kar hi mai pagal hua ja raha tha. Aab maine bhi sankoch chod diya aur mohit ke kiss ka jawab kiss se dene laga. Idhar mohit mere lund ko bhi jor-jorse dabaye ja raha tha. Mera laura uske haaton me ja kar phanphanane laga. Mohit mere pure sahayog se mastane laga tha. Mere itne josh bhare response se woh bhi aur jyada josh me aa raha tha.

Hum ek dusare ko ji bhar ke chus rahe the. Mohit mera upaar wala hooth chusata toh mai uska niche wala hooth chusata. Beech beech mai mohit mere dono hooton ko muh me lekar chusane lagata toh kabhi mai bhi aise hi chusata. Kabhi hum ek dusare ki jeebh chusane lagate. Iss tarah jabardast french kiss ka daur chal raha tha. Mohit ne toh mera lund bhi pakad rakha tha jabki maine apni bahon ko uske charon aur lapet rakha tha aur usse apne seene se kaskar daba raha tha. Mohit ne mera haath pakad kar apne laure par rakh diya. Mera toh bahut bura haal tha. Maine mohit ka lund pakad liya aur mai bhi uski napai karne laga. Jaisa maine socha tha waisa hi uska pura 7 inch lamba aur 2 inch mota lund tha. par room mai undhera hone ke karan mai dekh nahi paya ki kitna khubsoorat lund hai ? Mohit ne mujhe apna shorts kholne ka ishara kiya. maine bhi usse ……uska shorts kholne ke liye kaha. toh woh bola mai usse nanga kar doon. Sach kahata hun mai bhi yahi chhata tha. Maine bhi usko kaha woh bhi chahe toh mujhe nanga kar de. Hum dono ne ek dusare ka shorts khol kar ghutnon par lakar chod diya. hamare lund ek dusre ke lund se takrane lage.

Dono ke lundon se pre-come nikal kar supare ko chikna kiye ja raha tha. mohit ke hooth aab mere hooton se niche pahuchane lage the. meri gardan, meri chuchi, meri nabhi sab jagah woh betahasa kiss kar raha tha, chaat raha tha. Maine bhi mohit ke nabhi, pyaare soft chuchiyon ko khoob chusa tha. Mohit ke laure ke charon aur naram baal uug aaye the mere bhi jhaatein uug aaye the. Dono ek dusare ke jhatoon ke saath khel rahe the. Mohit kei chuchiyon, uski chhati, kamar, nabhi, chutad, jhaangh, gaand sab jagah mai moothi bhar raha tha. Mohit itna mast ho gaya tha ki usne mujhe ishara kiya ki mai uske lund ko hila kar jhaad doon. Maine kaha ki yahan maal girane se bed ganda ho jayega. Toh usne kaha ki hum dono toilet me chale. Dono ne dekha ki prakash aab bhi gahari nind me so raha tha. Hum dhere se uthe aur dono apne-apne kapade sambhalate hue toilet ki aur chale. Toilet me jakar use andar se band kiya aur bulb jalakar pahali baar ek dusare ko nanga dekha. Hum pure nude the. Jaisee maine kalpana ki thi mohit usse bhi jayada sexy aur sunder tha. Uske lund ka supara sex ki garmi se pura red color ka ho gaya tha. Mera lund itna gora nahi hai phir bhi sex ki garmi ne mere lund ko bhi red kar diya tha. Mohit phir mujhe kiss karne laga aur bola “jab se tume mujhe kiss kiya hai mai pagal hua ja rah hun tumhe paane ko. kya batau mai tumhe ki tum kitne sexy ho ? tumhare hoothon ne mere gaalon par jo kiss kiya mera lund paani-paani ho gaya tha. badi muskil se maine aab tak apne ko sambhala hua tha. hai tum kitne sexy ho. kaash hum aise he nange ek dusare se chipke rahe hamesa”.

Mohit ki yeh madhosh bhari baatein sunne ke baad mujhse bhi naa raha gaya. maine bhi kaha “mai toh kab se tumhare liye mara ja raha hoon par tum ko prakash se chutti hi nahi milti hai jo tum mere kareeb aa pao. Mai toh kab se tumhare liye pyaasa hun. Kaash yeh pal yahi tham jaye”. Iss tarah ki sexy baatein ho rahi thi ki mohit ne niche jhuk kar mera lund apne muh me leliya aur usse chusane laga. Laure ki chamri kinch kar niche kar di aur lal-gol-mote supare ko jibh se chaatne laga, phir pure lund ko muh me le liya aur muh ko upar niche karne laga. mai toh is maze se mara ja raha tha. Khob maaza aa raha tha. Jisko kewal nanga dekhane ki tammna thi woh mohit aaj mera lund bade pyaar se pagaloon ki tarah chus aur chaat raha tha. Gulabi-nanga pyaara badan, mohit pure kam-dev ki tarah dikh raha tha. 7 inch lamba lund, lund ke charoon aur ghani jhaatein, lund ke niche do bade ande, haaiii hhaaii mohit bada sexy lag raha tha. Pahali baar main kissi ke saath iss tarah pura nanga ho kar sex kar raha tha. Pahali baar kissi ne mera lund apne muh me liya tha. Aur woh koi aur nahi mera dream boy MOHIT tha. Aaaaaaahhhhhhh kya lund chusata hai wo, bada maza aa raha tha. Aaj bhi jab iss ghatana ko yaad karte hue mera lund paani-paani ho raha hai. Maine aaj tak (matlab mere 1st exp. tak) koi lund chusa nahi tha. Is liye mohit ka lund muh me lene me thoda jhijhak raha tha par mohit tha ki betahasa mera lund chuse ja raha tha. Yeh dekh kar mujhe laga ki sayad lund chusane me jitna maza aata hai utna hi maza lund chusane mai bhi aata hoga tabhi mohit mere lund ko chodane ka naam nahi le raha hai.

Yeh soch kar maine aab apna lund mohit se chudaya aur niche baith kar mai uska lund chusane laga. Maine uske lund ki chamari niche ki aur uske phule hue laal-mote-gol supare ko dekha, ek dum gulab jaamun ki tarah laga, maine gup se pura supara ek baar me nigal liya. Pahali baar lund muh me liya tha maine par kya baataun kitna accha laga. Meri bhi speed badh gayi thi. Lund ka swadmujhe pagal bana raha tha. Dheere-dheere pure lund ko mai muh me lene laga. Lund ki motai ki wajah se mera muh pura khula hua tha. mai bhi aab jor-jorse apne muh ko upar niche kiye ja raha tha aur ek haath se mohit ke lund ke undon se khel raha tha. Mera dusara haath mohit ke chutadon par tha. Mai uske uthe hue gol mast chutadon par moothi bhar raha tha. Kabhi kabhi mai mohit ke gaand ke ched ko bhi tatol raha tha. hhhaaai kitne mast gaand thi mohit ki. Mohit ko bhi pura maza aa raha tha. Kamar hila kar woh mere muh ko chode ja raha tha aur taange chodi kar ke apne gaand ke ched se mere khelne ko aasaan bana raha tha. Mujhe laga ki mera mohit ki gaand ke ched ko chuna usse accha lag raha hai, toh maine gaand ke ched se aur ched-chad karni shuru kar di. Ek ungali ko apne lund ke pre-come se chikna kar uske gaand me ghused di. Mohit apne dono haaton se apne chutad pakar kar apne gaand ke ched ko thoda khol diya taki meri ungali uski gaand me aasaani se jaa sake. Unguli ekdum se uski gaand me chali gayi. Idhar mai uske lund par muh chala raha tha udhar uski gaand me ungali chala raha tha. Mohit ke muh se aahhh hhhiii seee jaise aawaz nikal rahi thi.

Jab mohit ka lund chusate hue mujhe kaphi deer ho gayi toh mai khada ho gaya. aur mohit ke hooton ko chusane laga. Mohit bhi mere hooton ko chus raha tha. ek lambi french kiss ke baad mohit bola meri gaand chodoge ? mai bola kabhi maine kisi ki gaand chodi nahi hai. Mohit bola kuch nahi yaar tu thuk laga kar meri gaand ko chikana kar de mai thuk laga kar tere lund ko chikna kar deta hun phir aapne lund ko meri gaand me ghused de. ……Maine kaha lekin tumhe dard hoga toh ? mohit bola dekhate hain jitana bardast hoga karoonga nahin toh phir tu nikaal lena kyun ? maine kaha thik hai aur jaise mohit ne kaha maine uski gaand ko chikani ki aur mohit ne mere lund ko aur phir mohit ghoda ban gaya aur maine apna lund uski gaand ke ched par rakh kar ek jordar dhakka mara. aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh mohit ke muh se dabi-dabi chekh nikal padi aur mera aadha lund uski gaand me undar tha. maine kaha yaar chilla mat, bahar prakash so raha hai, uth jaayega. mohit bola haan yaar par thoda dard ho raha hai dheere-dheere undar daal apna lund. Thik hai maine kaha aur ek dhakka dheere se lagaya. aab 75% lund undar tha. mai thoda ruka aur uske lund aur uske lund ke undoon ko sahalane laga. uske lund ko hilane laga. Thodi deer mai mohit ka dard thoda kam ho gaya uar woh khud apni gaand chalane laga. Jaise-jaise woh aapni kamar hila raha tha waise-waise mai bhi apni kamar hila raha tha. Jiski wajah se mera lund dheere-dheere undar ki taraph jaa raha tha. Aab mera pura lund uski gaand ke undar tha. Maire chudai ki speed aab badh gayi thi. aaaahhhh uuuuuhhh mere muh se aawaz aa rahi thi.

Mai apni kamar ke saath-saath mohit ka lund bhi hila raha tha. Dono aab apne charam aanand par pahuchne wale the. Ekaek mohit ke lund se virya choot para aur maine bhi apna garam garam maal uski gaand me udel diya. Maine apna lund mohit ki gaand se bahar nikala toh mera virya uski gaand se tapak para. Maine apna lund pahale saaf kiya aur dheere se bed par ja kar let gaya. Prakash abhi bhi so raha tha. Thodi deer baad mohit bhi apni safai kar ke bed par aa kar let gaya. Humne ek dusare ko goodnight kiss di aur sone ki koshish karne lage. thodi deer baad dono ko nind aa gayi. Early morning prakash ne hume jagaya. Aur hum sab sun-rise dekhane chal pade. Mohit ka haath mere haaton me tha, jaise ki hum pati-patni ho. Sun-rise dekhane ke baand kai ghanton tak humne sea me maaza kiya. Khoob nahaye aur masti ki phir vapsa hotel me aa gaye. Hum tino bhige hue the. Mohit ne mujhe raste me hi samjha diya tha ki room me pahuchate hi mai sidha toilet me ghus jaaoon. Mai sidha toilet me chala gaya mere pheeche peeche mohit bhi aa gaya ye kah kar ki namak ke paani ki wajah se uske saare badan me khujli ho rahi hai. Prakash bechara bahar hi rah gaya. aur hum dono saath-saath nahane ka maza lene lage. Mohit jaanata tha ki yeh mooka baar-baar nahi milne wala issliye pura phayada utha lena chahiye. Shower ke niche hum dono nange ho kar naharahe the. mai apne badan par saaboon lagane laga toh mohit bola nahi aaj mai tumhe nahalaunga aur tum mujhe nahalana. Yeh kah kar woh mere badan par saaboon lagane laga mere saare badan ko malane laga. bade hi mast ho kar woh mere lund, chutad, chhati, pith, taangon par mal-mal kar saboon laga raha tha. Mohit ke saboon laga chukne ke baad maine uske saare. badan par saboon lagayi.

Dona saboon se chikane hone ke baad ek dusare se upne badan se badan ragadne lage. Humare lund mast hokar fanfanae lage. Shower ke niche dono nahane lage saari saaboon utar jaane ke baad ek dusare ka lund chus kar maza lene lage . Dono ne ek dusare ke muh me apna apna maal humne giraya. Phir naha kar badan saaf karte hue bahar nikal aaye. Prakash phir nahane gaya. Idhar prakash undar gaya udhar hum phir ek dusare ko kiss karne lage. Kaee french kiss karne ke baad hum apne-apne kapade pahanane lage. Prakash jab bahar aaya naha kar tab hum kapade pahan rahe the. Prakash bola : “kuch gadbad hai tum dono itne der se naha kar nikle aur aab itne der se kapade pahan rahe ho aakhir baat kya hai ?” Mohit : “isme baat kya ho sakti hai baas hum baatein karte hue sara kaam kar rahe hai isliye thodi der ho rahi hai aur kuch nahi”. Prakash muskuraya aur bola : “humne ek dusare se apne secrets share karne ki promise ki hai par mohit tum kuch chupa rahe ho ?” Mohit : “naa yaar kuch nahi hai tum bekar hi shaq kar rahe ho”. Prakash : “Mohit mujhe maalum hai ki rajesh bahu sexy hai par hamari dosti bahut purani hai ?” mohit : “yeh kya yaar ? kya bakwaas kar rahe ho ?” prakash : “agar mai kuch prove kar doon toh ?” mohit : “aacha tum pahale prove karo phir jo tum kaho hum karne ko tayar hai ? kyun rajesh ?” maine bhi haan kar di. Prakash : “tum dono apni-apni pant utaaro.” maine kaha : “yeh kya kah rahe ho prakash ?” prakash : “tum dono ek dusare ko kiss karne me itne madosh ho gaye the ki tumne ek dusre ki underwear pahan li hai. jab tum dono ko naha kar nikalane me itne der lagi toh mai bathroom me jakar thoda sa darwaja khol kar bahar dekh raha tha aur maine dekha ki tum dono ek dusare ka lund pakade hue ho, dono ka lura khada hai aur dono pagaloon ki tarah ek dusare ko kiss kar rahe ho ?” Yeh sunkar mai to sharm ke maare paani-paani ho gaya. mujhe laga ki aab prakash mujhe badnaam kar dega. Par mohit ne baat sambhalte hue kaha ki “prakash plz yeh hamare beech hi rahe yaar”. Praksh : “issi liye mai bhi chahata hun ki mai bhi tum logoon ke beech he rahoon ? ” Mohit : “”kya matlab ?”. Prakash : “rajesh ka nanga badan dekh kar mai bhi usse kiss karne ko pagal hua ja raha hun”. Maine kaha : “prakash yeh toh dil ki baat hai yaar mohit aur mere beech jo bhi hai woh hamai mutual understanding hai. Humne ek dusare se jabardasti nahi ki hai”. Prakash : “Thik hai naa tumhare aur mere beech bhi kuch aisa hi hoga yaar mera toh ……dil tujh par aa chuka hai aab teri baari hai”. Mai bola : “Mohit ko bhi toh tumne nanga dekha hai phir mohit kyun nahi ?” Prakash : “Kya bataun yaar jo baat tujh me hai woh mohit me kahan, mai jaanata hun ki mohit ki niyat bhi tujhe nahate hue dekh kar hi badali hogi ? kyun mohit sach hai naa ?” mohit : “haan yaar bahut sexy hai yaar yeh apna rajesh”.

Maine socha mai mohit ke pichee pagal tha aur yeh dono mere deewane ho rahe hai kaash agar pahale pata hota ki yeh mere jism ko dekh kar deewane ban jayenge toh mai mohit ko pahale hi paa jata. Kher uss waqt toh maine prakash ko bhi ek kiss de di par usne meri ek aur kiss apne hooton se mere hooton par ki aur mere lund ko masala . mai raat se aab taq sex kar ke itna tired ho chuka tha ki aab mujh me excitement nahi thi. Maine prakash ko kewal kiss dekar shant kiya. Par mujhe pata tha ki prakash mujhse kuch aur bhi chahata hai. Uski chahat maine tour se lautne ke baad uske ghar par puri ki uski gaand chod kar.

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Hii mera naam Amna Khalid hai.mere husband ka naam Khalid mehmood hai.Hum Samnabad Lahore main rehtey hain.mere 2 bete hain 8 or 6 saal key mere husband bohat Sharif insaan hain. Mera pehla affair college student time sey hi ban gya tha but shaadi k baad bs 2 affair baney eik apney Devar say wo bahir chala gya hai or dusra ye jo btaney lagi. Mera rang gora height 5:2 hai.qamar patli hai breast 36 ki bra use krti or hips jisey mere paki friends dosri zuban main bund kehtey hain 38 hai.Main zyada tar trousers or leggings pehnti hun or jeans bi pehnti hun.Apney ap ko maintain rakha hoa hai.is liye fit hun. Hamarey muhaley main eik larka hai jo gunda type hai rang us ka kala hai itna Ameer bi ni hai but muscular or strong hai or 6 feet ka hai.Amir us ka naam hai sab Log us ki baatein krtey hain.wo aurton ko bi ghorta hai hamarey area ki ladies usey acha ni smjhti. eik din hamarey ghar k samney us ney eik Aadmi ko Mara to main dekh K her an ho gi itna Zalim hai ye kher dar bi gai.Police Lock up main gya or 6 months raha phir bail mili. Friends eik din main market s aa rahi thi us ney mujhey dekha or ankhon salaam kiya main ney dartey hoey ankhon s jawab diya.Phir wo roz mere ghar k samney different timmings main aa k khara ho jata main usey window s dekhti eik din main market ja rahi thi wo peechey aa gya main idhar udhar dekha koi ni tha main b ussey kaha ghar k samney Na aaya kro plz us ney kaha ok apna number do main n de diya or kaha Zara dhyan rakhna main married hun us ney kaha jab ap kahein gi call karon ga.main ney kaha thanks. Or us ka bi number le liya eik do din main ney call Na kiki wi ghar k samney aa gya main market ko nikli wo peechey aa gya us ney kaha yar ap ney call ni ki main n kaha mujhey dar lagta hai us ney kaha chalo kisi restaurant main chal k baat krtey hain main n Na ki wo ghussey main aa gya main dar k uskey saath beith gai wo bike bi teez chalata tha.Hum Fri chicks gaye us ney mujhey yaqeen dilaya wo achi dosri rakhey ga. Hum 2 months baatein krtey krtey Lover ban gaye mere husband Islamabad gaye wo raat 12 bje aaya.Us ney kis mujhey kiss ki main ney ussey French kiss ki Him ney 45 minutes kissing ki Us ney mujhey bohat hot kiya main us k strong jism ko choti to meri soft body sex sey pagal ho jati us ney meri jeans uttari or pehli baar kisi ney pussy ko kiss kiya meri shirt uttari or boobs kiss kiye main ney us ki pent uttari or dekha us ka Lund bohat Lamba or mota hai koi 7inches ka ho ga is sey Lamba hi hoga main n haath m le liya us ney 15 minutes tak mere boobs suck kiye meri belly ko kiss kiya back pey kiss ki phir meri bund pey kiss kiya or kehney Lagga iis ney hi pagal kiya hoa tha bohat pyari or Gol hai meri bund key surakh pey us ney zuban lagai mujhey jhatka laga us ney kaha kya badboo hai garam bund ki main nay kaha Na kro mujhey sharam aa rahi thi 20 minute us ney lick kiya phir pussy ko 20 minute kiss kiya or lick kiya main ney 15 minute us ka Lund suck kiya or phir us ney meri pussy main daal diya 36 years ki age main itna maza ni aaya bs 4 minute main discharge ho gi phir 30 minute tak wo aisey krta raha jaiesy machine chalti hai main 4 bar discharge hoi us ney bahir nikala or discharge ho gya hum ney sarey pose try kiye kabhi saadha kabhi doggy wo meri bund main ungli krta to bohat maza aata meri choti choti cheekhein niklti rahin.phir him naked eik doosrey sey lipat k late gaye phir 1 ghntey Kissing or pyar bhari baaton k baad us ney kaha ponds careem lao main n kaha kyu us ney kaha lao t sai main dreesing table s lai us ney doggy bnaya or meri bund ko kiss kiya meri bund p thoka zuban lagai phir thoka bohat thok laganey k baad ponds careem lagai main n kaha Na kro yar dirty badboo wali cheez hai ye us ney kaha isi ney to pagal kiya hai hai phir apney Lund p careem lagai or bund maar di bs jaan hi nikal gai or 10 minutes ka baad maza bi aaya bs uska Lund ganda ho gya tha magar wo baaz Na aaya 20 minutes k baad discharge ho gya.Mera or us ka aj bi affair hai bohat maza aata hai ab main enema kr leta hun or pussy or bund 2no marwati hun.

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Aadhi raat hai or neend gayab h aisa lagta h door door tak ni h

Apun sala kamyab q nahi h? ac q ni h? bed q ni h ? car q ni h ?pedal q jana prta h? Khud ko chutiya q khna prta h? Man q ni lagta h? Sab kuch pata h fir bhi kuch bhi q nahi hota h? Kya zindagi aisi hi kategi???? Kya koi nahi janega apun kon tha or is duniya se jane se phle kya krke gaya??? Lekin apun aise ni jayega bht kuch krke jayega

Is duniya m jo koi bhi aata h wo suraj ko zaroor janta h chahe wo jo koi bhi ho

Apun ko suraj k jaisa banna h utna hi chamakdar or utna hi bada

Dikkat ye h k sala kabhi kabhi aisa lagta h apun is duniya ka h hi nahi apun kisi or duniya se aaya h or yaha aakr kho gaya h or apun ko waps apne gher jana h kasam se kabhi kabhi to family bhi family ni lagti mann krta h door chla jau jha koi ni ha taki koi kuch sawal na kre na hi apun ko koi jawab dena pre

Lekin fir ye bhi lagta h k bht famous banna h apne ko sab jane sab apni bate sune sab milne ko tarse

Ajeeb si zindagi h

Bheed se jee ghabrahata h fir aas pas log q chahiye Vse aas pas log chahiye aisa tabhi lagta h jab aise hi kisi insaan ko dekhu Jse virat kohli yrr usko dekh k lagta h apne ko bhi aisa hi banna h lekin fir mood off ho jata h fir koi or kuch ni chahiye

Sala zindagi k lode lage hue h kya ho rha h kse ho rha h kuch samaj ni aa rha bass hoye jaa rha h apne control se to sb kuch bahar h

Nalla lagta hu m nalla

Lekin aisa ni rhna h apne ko bilkul nii apun kuch krega kuch bht bda krega or bht jald

Kya sach m krega

Abe ghanta aaj tak kuch ni kiya to ab kya lund krega Behenchod

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ye mere life me pehli sex ke ek naye experience ki chudai kahani hai. jab maine apne ‘sagi mausi’ ki chudai ki. M jara apna intro de dun…. m Bihar ke bhagalpur ka rehne wala hun, aur ek zamindaar family se  belong karta hun. meri ht 6ft aur sharir kafi hatta-katta h . Abi m bengluru me b.tech(4th year) kar rha hun. Wahan college me maine do girl friend bnayi aur unki chudai bhi ki,,,, lekin mujhe kisi shadi-shuda ki chudai karne ki ichha thi,,,,, jo maine apne mausi se puri ki. Ab sidhe kahani par ata hun, chunki m ek rich family se hun isliye mere mummy ne mere choti mausi ko apne hi gaon me business ke liye zameen diya h,,, kyunki mere chote mausa kamjor h aur kuch karte bhi nahi. ab apne mausi ke bare me btata hun….. wnka naam ‘meenakshi’ a aur ek dum gori-chitti filmy heroine lagti h, umar 30 hone kee bad bhi kase huye ” BOOBS” aur ” BADI GAAND ” h ,,,,, jispar gaon me kai log dekhkar muth marte h,,, lekin humare rutbe ke karan kuch karne ki himmat nahi hoti. maine kai barr apne papa ko bhi unki gand ko ghoorte dekha lekin meri mummy ki wajah se wo kuch nai karte, kyunki meri mummy  bahut sakht h, Halanki wo bhi mast h maine kai bar rat ko chhup kar ‘papa aur mummy ‘ ki chudai dekhi h, han to bat is year January 2014 ki h…m ghar aya hua tha aur gaon  me thand bhi bahut thi. Maine jab sse internet par ‘aunty -sex ki story’ padhi  h tab se mera man apne mausi ko chodne ka ho rha tha aur is bar mujhe mauka bhi mil gya. Jab m ghar aya to sab og bahut khus huye , m ghar ka iklauta beta hun islie sabka dulara bhi hun apni mausi ka bhi…  sham ko jab mausi dukan se ghar ay to mere ankhon me unke ”boobs” chamakne lage maine unhe gale lagaya aur jor se ane chhati me sata liya. mujhse control nahi ho rha tha jee kar rha tha ki mausi ka rape kar dun… par ruk gya. Ra ko khana khane ke bad… m mausi ke paas jakar baith ya  aur apne college ki idhar-udhar ki batein sunane lag gya, wo bhi maje se sun rahi thi. Bechari humesha se gaon me rahi thi to unhe….. city ke bare bahut utsukta thi. Baton ke dauran mausi ne baatay ki mausa jee pichle 2 mahine bimaar h aur udaas h kar rone lagi. maine unke gore gal par se ansu ko pocha.  aur unke kandhe ko pakar kar dilasa dene lag gya aur kaha m aapko bahar ghumane le jaunga aur wo rote huye mere gale se lag gyi .  muje maja aa rha tha m unke boobs ko apne chhati par mahsoos kar rhaa tha,,, phir thori der baad wo sone chali gayi.  aur m bhi muth mar kar aakar apne rum me unko chodne ka tarika sochne lag gya, Dusrre din….meri mummy ne kaha ki paas ke sahar me mela lga h.  to m jakar ghum aaon…. tabhi mujhe tarkib sujh gayi.  aur maine maa se kaha ki mausi ko bhi  sath le jaunga…. wo pehle to nahi maani lekin mere jid karne par haami bhar di. Abb mujhe apne plan ko sahi se execute karna tha….. maine dopahar ko mausi ko  bhi dukan me jakar mele jane ki baat btayi to wo bhi man gayi aur sham ko m apne bike sse  unhe pichhe bitha kar nikal pada. raste me bar-bar break lga kar main unke bobs ko ane peeth se touch kar rha tha…. Sham ko mele me ghumne ke dauran…. maine mausi ko bahut khus dekha… ab mujhe apne plan ka dusra bhag execute karna tha…. maine apni bike punchar kar di…. aur ghar phone karr diya ki m ab kal subah bike sahi karwa kar aaunga. Mausi pehle to hichkichai lekin phir wo bhi mere sath hotel e rehne ko tayar h gayi……. Wahi ek chote se hotel me maine ek kamra liya aur mausi ke sah us kamre me aa gya. phir mausi ko kamre me bitha kar…. m unse kuch der ke liye bol kar bahar aa gya.  aur daru ke theke par ja kar… desi daru pi li aur ek apne sath cold drink me mila kaar le aaya. jab m hotel pahucha to mere muh se bear ki smell aa rahi thi lekin mausi ne mujhse kuch nahi kaha. Jab mausi sone ke liye niche bichawan lagane lagi to maine unhe baithne ke liye kaha aur unke karib ho gya, phir maine unse kaha ki,, ” aaj aap baut sundar lag rahi ho o wo hasne lagi… maine: “phir kaha ki aaj to aap meri girlfriend se bhi achhi lag rahi ho….to wo sharma gayi aur uthne lagi to maine unka hath pakar kar apni or khinch lya.. mausi: :ye kya kar rahe ho…. ab humko sone do… unhe ab shayad shaq hone lga tha” lekin maine unhe apne gale laga liya aur kiss karne lga…. wo mujhse chutn ki naka kosis karne lagi…. par jab chut nahi payi to bolne lagi ki “chhor do humko…. nahi to m didi se bol dungi”… lein maine unhe nahi chora aur unki blouse ko ek side se phar diya…. jisse unka ek GOLA(BOOBS) bahar aa gya… ab wo chilane lagi to maine unhe jor se 3-4 thappar maare jisse wo rone lagi aur chorne ko minnate karne lagi….. lekin mujhpe aaj hawas ka bhut sawar tha…. aur ab desi daru ne bhi asar dikhana suru kar dia tha… Mausi ka jabardasti rape maine kaha: “ki dekh saki randi…. agar une mana kiya to m mummy se teri jhuti najayaj sambandh ki shikayat karke tujhe gaon se niklwa dunga.. mausi ab dar se kanp rahi th…. aur mujhe maja aa rha tha… ab usne apne aao ko churana chhor diya aur mere pairon par gir kar maafi mangne lagi ” aisa mat karna….. warna uske pati ka ilaaz kaise hoga,,,,aur rone lagi” maine use uthaya aur kaha ki tu bas wo karti ja jo m kahta hun…. aur usne han me sar hila diya. ab mai bed par aa gya…. aur usse apne kapde utaar kar aae ko kaha. Mausi ne jaise i api sari utari…. uske petikot se mujhe uske ‘jhanto bhar CHUT’ ke darshan ho gya aur maine bhi khud k nanga kar kiya…mera LUND ab phunkare marne lag gya tha…. ab mausi puri nangi ho kar bed par aa gayi…wo ab bhi ro rahi thi aur apne hathon se apne boobs ko dhankne ki nakam kosis kar rahi thi. maine uske hath ko hata kar…uske bade boobs ko chusna suru kar diya… aur daant bhi kaatne lga…jisse wwo awaze nikalte huye  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh aah  aahhh……oooi karne lag gyi. thri der boobs chusne ke bad mai 69 ke posn me aa kat unke jhant bhare chut ko chatne lga … aur unhe bhi apna tight lund chusne ko kaha… lekin usne mna kar diya aur kaha ki..” hum aisa pehl nahi kiye…h ghin aati h”… lekin maine jabardasti uske muh me apna laaura dal diya…. Mausi chut bahut ko tasty thi…. aur tight bhi…shayad mause ne bahut dino se unhe choda nahi tha…. phir maine apni ungi dal kar unke chut ka  masalane lga….. ab mera 8 inch ka lund ek dum tight aur khadda ho chuka tha….. mausi usko dekhkar dar gaui aur bola ki nahi ab kch mat karo isse bahut dard hoga,,, ye sun kar mujhe aur josh aa gya aur maine uth kar ek takiya unke thigh ke niche lga kar unke chut ko upar utha diya…. aur ek hi jhatke me apne lund ko unki chut me de mar…..  mausi jor se chilla uthi… aaaaaaaaaaaii maaaaaaaiiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah nnnnnnnnaaahiiiaaaaaaaah maine unke muh ko ek hat dba kar chut ki taraf dekha to abhi sir lund ka supara hi gya tha,,,, thori der usi tarah rehne ke bad unke boobs chusne laga jisse wo kuch shant ho gayi…lagta tha jaiise mausa ka lund bahut chhota tha..isliye shadi ke 3 saal bad bhi unko koi bachha nahi tha,,,aur mausi ki chut ek dum tight thi. Ab maine LUND ko halka bbahar nikala aur ek jor k jhata lagay…jhatke sath hi mausi ek dum hil si gayi aur aaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah mar gayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajhooooooooooossssssssssssss kar ke rone lagi ,,,lekin maine dekha ki lund pura andar ja chuka tha… ab maine bina time waiste kiye unhe jor jor se jhatke marne lga aur har jhatke sath wo aahahhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooiaaaaaaaaaaaaahmaaaaaaaannnnn larne lagi…ur fir behos ho gayi…  mai waise h  jhatke marte rha. Phir cold drinks ke kuch chithe unke muh par maare…. ab wo hos me aa gayi aur dhire-dhire moan kkarne lagi…… a aaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaahh ki awaje niklne lagi. Ab unhe bhi maja aane lga tha…. lagbhag 20 minute tak chodne ke bad mai unke chut me hi jhar gya…. Aur unke upar so gya…. subah jab meri neend khuli to mausi ab bhi raat k chudai ki wajah se thak kar so rah thi… maine unhe ek bar phir choda…. lekin is bar unhone bhi sath diya aur unhe dard bhi kam hua…. Dopahar ko hum ghar aa gaye….. maa ne mausi se pucha ki kal mele me kta ghum liya j itni thaki si ho to mausi ne hans kar jawab diya ki ‘kal ka mela to bahut bdhiya tha… aur meri taraf hans kar chali gayi” Us din ke bad se… maine apni mausi ko kai baar choda… aur phir mere se i wo bachhe ki maa bhi bani. To doston ye thi meri mausi ke sath…. unki chudai ki kahani….!

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Dirty non-veg adult sexy sex jokes, shayris sms messages

Ek Bande Ki Suhagraat Thi,

Vo Bade Aaram Se Sex Kar RahaThha,

Par Uski Wife Jor Jor Se Cheekh Rahi Thhi,

Banda Hairan Hua Aur Usne

Puchha. Tum Itna Cheekh

Kyun Rahi Ho?

Wife:Bahar Tere Dost

Khade Hai, Chutiye Teri Izzat Rakh

Rahi Hoon

Sex kya hai;

Sex ek kala hai, Jo kare uska bhala

hai

Sex ek bhavna hai, jisko pura kurne

ki sabki kaamna hai

Sex do atmaon kaa milan hai, sadiyo

se jiska chalan hai

Sex maja hai, Jo na kare uska jeevan

ek saza hai

Sex bhakti hai, jisme subki mukti hai

Sex ek jaap hai, jisko na jupna

mahapaap hai

Sex amrut hai, poora jeevan jisse

trupt hai - Dirty Sex

Pehli Baar chudai Karane K Baad

Ladki LUND ko choom k Boli:

Aaj Mujhe Satya Ka Gyan Ho Gaya,

'COKE' 'PEPSI'

Sab Bakwas

"MARD Ki LASSI"

Hi Bujhaye Asli Pyaas.

Purani soch:-Karo ya Maro.

Nayi soch:-Marne se Phle kuch karo!

Ekdam Nai soch:- Jab tak kuch kar

nahi lete maro mat!

Hamari Soch:-Koi Bataega Sala

karna kya hai?

Kaviyatri ki suhag raat ke baad uski

saheli ne pucha-Kaisi rahi

suhagraat?

Woh boli-

"Aaye the wo der se,

Dil jala diya,

Pehle kiye Darwaza band,

Fir deepak bhuja diya.

Pehle dabane lage

boob tatolkar,

Fir khelne lage

chaddi khol kar.

Ek jung aisi chidi palang par,

Gole wali toph rakh di surang par,

Mila sirf 9 minute ka maja,

Ab bhogni hai 9 mahine ki saja,

9 mahine baad aisa hoga vispot,

Jo ban jayega Bharat ke liye

1 aur vote...

Paper Dene Or Sex Karne Ke Baad

Sari Girls Ki Feelings Same Hoti

Hai:Kitna Lamba Tha NaKash Thora

Time Or Mil JataTooba Pehle Kitna

Dar Lag Raha ThaPhir To Pata Hi

Nahi Chala Kab Ho GayaUff Teen

Ghante Tak To Meri Saans Hi Band

Ho Gayi ThiAagay Ka To Theek Tha

Peechay Ka Kitna Mushkil Tha Na.

MARD hone k 6 fayade:

1. 'Un Dino' ka tension nahi hota.

2. Koi Heavy saaman latakta nahi

rahta(.)(.)

3. Nange bhi ghumo to kisi ki

bhavnaye nahi jagti.

4. Virgnity ka koi proof nahi hota.

5. Khujane pe hath geela nahi hota.

6. And above all, jaha chahe waha

moot sakte h.

IF U R MEN.!

Jiyo L**D utha k...

Ek bus me Ladko & Ladkiyo ki team

Antakshari

Khel rahi thi

Girls Hum Tumko Harakar Hi

Dikhayenge,

Pichhe betha PAPPU BOLA :- Hum

Haar Gye, Chalo Ab Dikhao

Ek Ladka bike se Aunty ko ghar

chhodne ja raha tha.Jab bhi aunty

ke boobs uski peeth se lagte, wo

kehta : "Na pintu na, ye aunty

he."Ghar pahooch ke Aunty boli :

"Tu kis pintu ke sath baat kar raha

tha?"Ladka sharma ke bola :"aapke

nipples bar bar takra rhe the,, Mera

penis bar bar khada ho raha tha, to

me use samajha raha tha ke pintu

khada na ho, yeh to Aunty

hai."Aunti boli : "Dhutt pagle,Aunty

to mai teri hu,Pintu ki nahi…. chal

andar"

Most BOYS don't lyk

Touch screen mobile,

U know why?

Jinhe dabane ki aadat

ho,

Unhe bas touch karne

me kahan maza aayega...!!!!

Azam Khan- Sirji election time kitna

boring hai, chalo kuch game khelte

hain...

Mulayam- Chal dekhte hai hum

dono mein se sabse bada bakchod

kon hai..!

 Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha

Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?”

Pappu: “Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se”

Teacher: “Wo Kaisi”

Pappu: “Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye“

Ek jungle mein sare male janwar

female janwaar ko 24 ghante chodte

rahte the.. !!Saari female jaanwar

mil ke Brahmaji ke pass gayi aur

vardaan mangaa ke kam se kam ek

mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti

miley !Bramhaji ne SAB male

janwaron ke laudey kaat ke unko

token de diye aur boley ki ek

mahiney ke baad token lanaa aur

apna-apna lund le jaana.. !Shaam ke

time Bandar ped pe baitha

tha..Bandariya ne usey chedtey hue

kaha:"Chodsaaley,bhenchod ! Ab

chod naa mujhe"?Bandar kuch nahi

bola.Bandariya fir boli"Chod na

Bhadve, chod na behen ke laudey.."!!

Bandar ne ek choti si smile di aur

bola:"Ek maheena ruk ja

haraamzaadi ! Maine Haathi ka token

churaya hai..."!!!

The best ever English to hindi

dictionary for guys:

xcuse me= sun chutiye;

stupid= abe gandu;

get out=Nikal bhosdike;

I m in problem = Yaar loude lag gaye;

I am scared= gaand phati hui hai yaar;

Where r u= Abbey Kahan maa chuda raha hai;

Would u like to have this= lega laudu;

Not possible!!!= chal bhosdike;

He is a very bad person= Bada madarchod hai;

I'm sorry = maa chuda;

Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?;

I 4give u! = muh mei le le;

No = ghanta;

Too small= jhaant barabar;

Too big= gaand faadu;

Difficulty= gaand faat gayi;

We rock= maa chod di;

And finally the best one:

Dost= laude......

Teacher: "What Is A Condom?"

.

Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hai

.

Teacher: "Aap Itna Muskura Kyu

Rahe Ho?"

.

Aamir: "Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se

Iccha Thi

Ki Main Sex Education College Mein

Padhu! Aaj

Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa

Raha Hai"

.

Teacher: "Zyada Maza Lene Ki

Zarurat Nahi Hai,

Condom Ki Defination Bolo?"

.

Aamir: "Sir! Condom Is Anything

Which Reduces

Population"

.

Teacher: "Will U Plz Elaborate?"

.

Aamir: "Har Wo Cheez Jo Population

Control

Kare!""

.

Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai,

Condom Hai Na"

"Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah

Tak,Condom Hai Sir"

"Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire

Hue Hai"

"8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh

Tak, Sab

Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai"

"1 Second Mein In,1 Second Mein

Out, In-Out,

In-Out"

.

Teacher: "Arre... Defination Kya

Hai?"

.

Aamir: "Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir"

.

Teacher: "Exam Mein Ye Sab

Likhoge?"

.

"Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se

Lekar Subah

Tak!

Idiot""Anybody Else??"

.

Chattur: "Sir!, Condom Are Between

Any

Combination Of Body So Connected,

That Their

Relative Positions May Be Seen In

Kamasutra.

.

."Teacher: "Wah! Kya Baat Hai."

Marzi Ka Sex Pap Nahi Hota..Piche se

Dalne Wala Kabhi Baap nahi

Hota..Condom Zarur Lagana Mere

DostQki..Sex k Waqt POPAT Ke Pass

Dimag nahi hota. Dirty Shayari

HUSBAND WANTED

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided

that it was time to.get married. She

put an ad in the local paper that

read:

HUSBAND WANTED!

MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),

MUST NOT BEAT ME,

MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,

AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!

ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN

PERSON.

On the second day she heard the

doorbell. Much to her dismay, she

opened the door to see a gray-

haired gentleman with no arms or

legs sitting in a wheelchair.

The old woman said, "You're not

really asking me to consider you, are

you? Just look at you ... you have no

legs!" The old man smiled,

"Therefore I cannot run around on

you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any

hands either!"

Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I

beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed

intently. "Are you still good in bed?"

With that, the old gentleman leaned

back, beamed a big broad smile and

said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

What's the difference between

movies having Certificate - U, A, XX,

XXX?

U: Hero gets the heroine

A: Villain gets the heroine

XX: All the actors get the heroine

XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the

heroine

??????

BE A FRIEND LIKE WOMAN'S BRA

COLOURFUL

COMFORTABLE

STRETCHEABLE

SUPPORTIVE

HOLDING TIGHTLY

NEVER LET GO DOWN

ALWAYS NEAR THE HEART

Pappu: Dad, today they taught

about Sex in the class.

Santa: Ok son.

Later he saw Pappu shaking his

penis, he asked what r u doing?

Pappu: Homework Dad....

There are 2 girls in heaven first girl:

how did you die 2nd girl: well i froze

everything waz really cold but then

it got warm how did u die first girl:

well i was sure my husband was

cheetin on me so i came home early

from work one day and he was sittin

on they coach watchin t.v. but i was

so sure i ran around the house and

checked inb closets and underbeds.

then i had a heartattack 2nd girl :

well if you would have looked in the

freezer we both would have been

alive!!!!

A young girl came back to Doctor and

complained, "Doctor, last time you did

my abortion, you forgot your sharp

blade inside of me,"

Doctor "Oh I am sorry, did it hurt you?"

Girl, "No but my eight friends went

impotent, ten of them lost their

fingers, and four of them went dumb.

4 stages of relationship:

- Hand in hand.

- Hand in that.

- That in hand.

- That in that.

If you know what i mean..

An 18 year old Girl got PREGNANT. Her

Angry mother says-Who's the PIG?

Call him..

30 min later a limousine car stops in

front of their house & a Mature grey

haired in a very Expensive SUIT steps

out.

Man:Ur daughter has informed me of

the Problem, howevr I can't Marry her..

But if a GIRL is born I offer a villa & 2

million dolrs.

If a BOY is born den 2 factories & 5

million dolrs.

But in case of Miscarriage, what do u

suggest I do?

Mom-FUCK HER AGAI

A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the

train.

The Lady next to him asked, "Are they

ur BABIES?"

The Person said: NO! I Own a Condom

Factory

& these are Customer's Complaints!

Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer.

Lady Next To Him- What A Co-

incidence, Even I Have Ordered

Kingfisher.

Man- I'm Celebrating.

Lady- Me too.

Man- What A Coincidence.

Why are you Celebrating?

Lady- My Husband & I Have Tried 4

Yrs For A Baby..

Today I'm Pregnant.

Man- What A Coincidence

I Am A Farmer From 4 Yrs My Hens

Were Infertile, Today All Laying Eggs

Lady- Wow How Did That Happen?

Man- I Used A Different Cock .

Lady SMILED & Said

WHAT A COINCIDENCE...!!!!!!!

Little Student: Madam, when I grow up,

how will my wife have a baby?

Teacher: (after thinking for sometime)

An angel will come from heaven &

hand

over a baby to your wife.

Student: so who do I need to fuck ??

wife or angel ?

A Guy with 25 inch Long penis to

God : I can't live with this long penis..

God : Go to that Lake,

U will find a Female Frog. Ask her to

Marry u,

she'll say No & U will Lose 5 inch.

He Went & asked the Frog : will u

Marry me?

Frog : No

He Lost 5 inches.

He thought 20 inch is still Long.

So he asked again : will u Marry Me?

Frog : No

He Lost 5 inches More.

He thought 15 inch is Great,

But 10inches is Ideal

So he asked again : will u Marry me?

Frog : How many Times do I have to

tell u?

NO! NO! NO!

khel khatam

laude lag gaye !

4 Gals take lift in a Car full of

Engineers

Since no place, sat on their lap

After 10min

...Grl1:r u Telecom Engr

Boy1:how u know

Grl1:ur Tower is comunicating wit

my Unreachble area

Grl2:r u Computer Engnr?

Boy2:how u know?

Grl2:ur Pen drive is trying to

connect wit my USB Drive

Grl3:r u Automobile Engr?

Boy3:how u know?

Grl3:ur Piston is trying to move

into my Cylinder

Grl4: r u Civil Engr?

Boy4:how u know?

Girl4:ur Dam had broken &

flooded my Village;)

11 year old girl realized growing hair

between her

legs. Got worried and yelled Mom

about hair. Mom

calmly said. "That part where hair

has grown is

called a monkey, be proud that your

monkey has

grown hair."

Next morning at breakfast she told

her elder sister

"My monkey has grown hair"

Her Elder Sister smiled and said.

"that's nothing, mine started eating

banana's."

A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is

it OK for us guys to notice all the

different kind of boobs?"Surprised,

the father answers, "Well, sure son,

we wouldn't be normal if we didn't...

there are all kinds of

breasts.Depending on a woman's

age, they are different shapes.In her

twenties, a woman's breasts are like

melons, round and firm. In her

thirties to forties, they are like

pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After fifty, they are like

onions.""Onions, Dad?""Yeah, you

see them and they make you cry!" 

Latest News: Arvind Kejriwal has

stopped wearing his underwears

bcoz...

He can't wear VIP underwears as

they have VIP written on them.

He can't wear Rupa since people

would say he always keeps Rupa

around his private parts, and in

Delhi that's a dangerous thing to do.

Or Jockey as horse riding is a rich

man's pastime.

He can't wear Macroman since he is

a common man.

He can't wear Dixcy since he does

not want people to see his d***

And he can't go commando since he

has refused security.

So now all he needs is cover his

private parts with mango leaves to

prove that he is a "aam" admi and

his protection is the aam.

ho out of control 

pent ko tu apni khol 

Choom k tu uska hole 

dalde tu apna pole. 

Lund ghusa, ball daba, 

gaand maar k bol DARLING AAL IZZ WELL. :-D

Men are raping a woman. The woman laughing nonstop so after sometimes the men get bugged and ask her, why she is laughing, she replies: I have aids.

Wife bought a new transparent bra and wore in front of her husband.

Husband: honey you look very sexy in this bra.

Wife: you know salesman was also saying same thing.

Girl enters a sex shop.

Girl: where is the duplicate penis section?

Clerk: it's their mam.

Girl: how much for this big red one?

Clerk: sorry madam, its fire extinguisher.

Why are western guys more advanced than our guys? Answer: they keep their minds in work and penis in pussy, but our guys keep pussy in mind and penis in hand.

Fate is like getting raped; if you can't fight it learn to enjoy it. Success is like masturbation, it's in your own hand. Education is like hiring prostitute, it needs both money and talent.

Height of innocence: having your girl friend naked beside you and masturbating.

Height of laziness: man having sex in train and waiting for the train to jerk.

Most interesting T-shirt quotes of a girl. Excuse me! My face is above.

If a married woman is called polo; the mint with a hole, then what's an unmarried woman called? Center fresh.

Why aunties like to have sex with youth?

Every used engine will get refreshed only when its filled with fresh oil and it gives more mileage to its owner.

Nurse comes in doctor room.

Doctor ask: why is your one boobs out of your shirt?

Nurse: these medical students never keep the things at place after use.

Height of recycling: man giving used condom 2 his son to use as a balloon and after bursting giving to his daughter to use as hair band.

Six cans of beer 600 rs. Four pegs of whiskey 400 rs. Two taquilla shots 300rs. Driving home with a girl who drank all this. Priceless

What will you do if you get sexy wife with figure, with red lips, brown hair, moist boobs, sexy waist and a penis?

Why women wear panties with printed flower?

It's a way of saying come on guys, water my garden.

Difference between power and stamina?

Power is when a man can hang a wet towel over his erect penis.

Stamina is to keep the penis erect till the towel dries.

Boy: my age is 20 years.

Girl: my age is 20 years also.

Boy: so come to my room.

Girl: why?

Boy: To play 20-20 match.

Banta was travelling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror. Banta shouted you are trying to see my wife, sit back. I will drive.

Define rape: rape is not a crime; it's just a surprise sex.

Wife: if I sleep with your most loving friend what would be the first thought coming to your mind?

Smart husband: that you are a lesbian.

Height of shame: You running with a full erect male sex organ towards a wall and your nose collide first.

A boy comes to class with broken specs.

Teacher: what happened?

Boy: I was kissing my girlfriend.

Teacher: but how did your specs break?

Boy: she closed her legs.

An army got married first night realizes wife having periods.

He telegram to HQ: red alert on front extend leave.

DQ: attack from back and report.

Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone. Sex is like a pack of chips, one you start you can't stop. Life is like a dick once it gets hard, it ucks.

Sex teacher draws picture of male sex organ and asked does anyone know what this is?

Kid: ya, my dad have two.

Teacher: two?

Kid: a small one for susu and big one to brush moms teeth.

Wife in good mood rotating husbands sex organ in bed.

Husband: you want sex?

Wife: no., just joined car driving school and practicing gear changing.

Three ladies saw a dog ucking violently.

Dr's wife: they are enjoying life.

Lawyer's wife: no, it's a rape.

Army officer: I think the dog has come on a holiday.

A lady was wearing jeans in a train.

A man who saw that her zip was open said: madam, your lips are laughing.

Woman: hey they want a cigarette.

Wife in sexy mood lovingly says: I want to have a wild experience. Tie me up and do whatever u want. Excited man tied up his wife and raped her sister.

A girl wears sleeveless dress every time. On right arm she writes 'C' and on left arm 'L'.

friends ask: what does it means? She said: I am cool.

A naked lady gets into taxi. Driver looks at her. Lady: haven't you ever seen a naked woman?

Driver: no I am just wondering where you have kept the money to pay me.

A sexy and attracted female employee meets her boss and says sir will you remove something from my breast?

Boss: wow, what?

Girl: your eyes.

What is long and hard? Has a hole at the tip and when inserted into wet, hairy, tight hole, makes men and woman feel great? Vicks inhaler.

Define rape with the help of one good example. Rape is a very very difficult job for example; it's like playing golf with a continuously moving hole.

Difference between bad and worse.

Bad: when your children find your last night used condom.

Worse: when they insist you to blow that balloon for them.

How to irritate an archeologist? Show him a used whisper and ask him which period it belongs to.

What's similarity between garden and breast? Both are made for kids but mostly used by adults.

In a lift, man elbow accidently touched lady's breast.

Man: if your heart is soft as your breast you will forgive me.

Lady: if you sex organ is hard as your elbow I am in room 207.

Angry husband sent sms to father-in-law. Your product not matching my requirements.

smart father-in-law: warranty expired manufactured not response.

T-shirt quotes: now more tastier and healthier, handle with care, tasted by experts, shake well before use, can make boneless thing hard, no one can use just once.

Man looked his naked body in the mirror says to wife-look 75 kg of pure dynamite. Wife says: but shame on the 5 cm fuse.

A nigro man attended a night party without dress. The man thought he was in black suit and told your suit is nice, but tie is in the wrong place.

A girl saw a man full of tattoo. Nike on his arms, Reebok on his legs, she was shocked when saw aids in his sex organ. He said: relax when it enlarges, it becomes Adidas.

T-shirt quotes: in front-I am virgin. At back: this is my old t-shirt.

Girl told to tire mechanize have sex with me. Mechanic told, ok. Come to swimming pool. She asked why? He replied because I can identify the hole only in water.

A British man sees front side of girl t-shirt that reads: handle with care. Next day the British man wears jeans pant and writes candle with hair.

Why girls are called babes?

Answer: because they wear nappy pads even when they are grownups.

Lady: why is your husband so punctual in returning home from office?

Lady2: I have made a simple rule. Sex will be started at 9pm sharp, whether you are hear or not.

T-shirt quotes of girls. Touch here if you dare, more enjoyment per liter, weapons of mass destruction, looking free touching costs, sure for pure milk, for sale.

A man lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick. A woman passing by remarks: if you were any sort of a gentle man, you would lift your hat to a lady. He replied: if you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.

A drunken says while kissing his girlfriend: darling your lips are very salty.

Girl: stupid stand up.

Why do girls carry milk to give their husband during first night, because they need lots of curd from husband in return.

A guy takes a girl to his room, throws down his paints and says. Meet my little brother. Girls pick up her bag on the way out says call me when he grows up.

A sexy and attractive female employee meets her boss and says sir will you remove something from my breast?

Boss: what?

Girl: your eyes.

Teacher: who's the big person, you or your dad?

Kid: me of course.

Teacher: why.

Kid: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't.

Nurse lost her cat in hospital, anyone have female sex organ All women stood up. I mean anyone seen a female sex organ? All men stood up, I mean anyone seen my sex organ, all doctor stood up.

Research shows men are fat than Women because every night men gets fresh milk and two big apples while women only gets one banana two nuts and one spoon curd.

All eggs in women decided to fight against sperm. They waited with guns in the sex organ. That night no one came, suddenly one shouted guys attack is from backside.

Girls prayed to god why you don't make boy's sex organ more beautiful.

God: no way, though I made it ugly, you suck it; if I made it beautiful you will eat it.

Do you know why a girl gets full mark and boys get fail in practical? It's when they both remove their 1st button of shirt in front of external.

There are two things men really like women to do in hurry. Dress and undress.

Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.

Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?

Officer: well, that's not prohibited.

Boy: if I kiss you and run away then what will you think?

Girl: I will think that a fool instead of attending the full paper just attended the one mark alone and failed.

Teacher: explain responsibility.

Student: mam your blouse has four buttons, if three buttons break down the entire responsibility will be on the fourth one.

Advertisement by Panty Company: we are not the best in the world but we are closest to the best thing in the world.

A note in the sex magazines shop: please hold the magazines with both hands while reading.

Why do women put red lipstick on their mouth? To inform men stop this is not right hole.

Teacher: why cow looks tensed after giving milk? Student: madam, if some one presses your breast for I hours and don't uck, how do you feel.

A boy and animal went to river to take a bath. As he removed his clothes all animal laughed at him.

He asked: why are you laughing at me?

Animals: your tails in front.

p>Girl: what do you like in me?

Boy: those two balls having black dots in center.

Girl: you rascal are you with me for that?

Boy: yes, I like your eyes.

Who's guilty? Wife dreaming in the night suddenly shouts "quickly my husband is back" man get up, jumps out of the window and realizes, dammit I am the husband.

Customer: my wife needs a bra but I don't know the size. Salesgirl: touch my breast and try to calculate. Customer: oh I forget he needs panties too.

Misuse of English: a diagram in a book was not clear. So teacher drew the diagram on the blackboard and announced. Don't look at the book figure, look at my figure.

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle. Even if one punctures, the vehicle can't move further. So intelligent people always keep stepney.

Boy saw a lady with big breast.

He asked her: can I bite them for $1000?

She says: ok they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse.

The boy kisses, licks, puts his face in them, presses them hared for 10 minutes

Lady asks: aren't you gonna bite them?

He replies: no, it's too costly.

A guy picked up for a date. Guy: why are you wearing your belt around your knee? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.

Who is senior's female sex organ or male sex organ? Answer: female sex organ because male sex organ always stands up when he sees a female sex organ, so respects the seniors.

A college girl was in jeans pant and zip was open. Boy went and told miss please close your taj mahal door here my quthubminar is dancing.

What's common between sun and a women's underwear? Both are hot, both look good while going down, both disappear by night.

One man married lady traffic police. Friend asks how your 1st night was. She collected Rs.100 from me for over speed, Rs.200 for wrong side entry, Rs.500 for no helmet.

Do you know why girls wear a shawl on top of their churidar, because it's Indian tradition to cover all eating and dirking things when not in use.

Completing engineering is like a girl pregnant everyone will appreciate the outcome, but no one knows how many attempts were made.

Kid by chance enters into parent's bedroom and is shocked at what he sees. He shouts at his mom and you scold me for just sucking the thumb.

Midnight hot: After 1st night. Husband: dear what do you think about our first night? Wife: darling 5% pain, 5% enjoyment and 90% old memories.

Contest in a girl's college: write a short essay which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winners essay: oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it.

A boy wanted to have sex with girl friend ashamed of his small sex organ decided to bring girl friend in dark place opened his zip and put his sex organ on girl friend hands.

Girl friend: No thanks, I don't smoke.

A guy and girl had sex poem competition.

Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine.

Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine.

Boy: aunty why was uncle lying on you last night? Aunty: he was checking my temperature. Boy: did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking.

What is meant by burning desire while making sex? It's when you discover that the Vaseline you applied before ucking in the dark was the tiger balm.

What is the difference between a cricketer and condom? A cricketer drops the catch and a condom catches the drops.

What's the similarity between school bell and girls hole? When you hit any of these, children come out.

Sardar: I divorced my wife on the first night.

Friend: why?

Sardar: I saw the label on her panties "tested ok"

What is sex? Its science with wife, its art with girlfriend, its commerce with prostitute and its social service with aunties.

Who is a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in a bathroom while taking bath and a boy near the keyhole is using his ears and not his eyes.

Man with no sex organ used a vibrator for years one day wife caught and asked: how dare you cheat me? Man: I will explain about the toy, can you explain about kids.

How to tell your girlfriend if you are going to urine during dinner? Dear, I've to shake hands with a close friend whom I am going to introduce you later.

Dad brought a robot which slaps a person who lies.

Dad: son, where were you?

Son: School, robot slap. Son: film.

Dad- which one?

Son: sai baba, robot slap again. Son: "A" film

Dad: what? I have not seen such films, robot slaps dad.

Mom: forgive him dear after all he is your son, robot slaps mom.

A few quotes on girls t-shirt:

there s a face above this, don't forget.

Object here appear bigger than they are.

I made you look at it.

F ck all that is missing is u.

Don't try to find sun here, its not mountain. This one is really tough for Edmund Hillary.

An innocent man watching blue film for the first time after marriage and see his own wife in it.

A guy and girl had sex poem competition.

Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine.

Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine.

Boy: aunty why was uncle lying on you last night?

Aunty: he was checking my temperature.

Boy: did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking.

Prof: to keep your character good, think every woman as your mother.

Student: but thinking every woman as my mother will make my fathers character bad.

Girl: my right leg is lunch and left leg is dinner, what you will like to have?

Boy: I would like to have snacks between lunch and dinner.

A maths professor sent a sms to his wife. Dear you are now 54 years old and unable to satisfy me. Now I am with my 18 years old female student so I will be late tonight.

Wife replied: dear you're also 54 years and unable to satisfy me. Now I am with our driver who is also 18 years. As you are mathematicians you know very well that 18 goes into 54 many times more than 54 goes into 18 so don't come tonight.

Sardar was very angry because all jokes were about him; he asked his wife, tell me one joke without my involvement. His wife said: I am pregnant.

Wife: remove my nighty.

Sardar: ok

Wife: remove my bra

Sardar: ok

Wife: remove my panty

Sardar: ok

wife: never wear my dress again

Less noise: implementation of sex using while loop.

#include sex.h

#include bed.h

void pain ()

{

int sleep=0;

clothes=0;

voice=aah:

do ucking(); while (end1=pleasure);

get condom();

else

getchild();

}

Difference between good girl and bad girl. Good girl Open a few buttons in hot atmosphere, but bad girl open all button to make the atmosphere hot.

An innocent man watching blue film for the first time after marriage and see his own wife in it.

A couple having sex in bedroom asked son to stand in the balcony and keep telling them what's going on outside.

Son: john is buying fruits, Tina is playing and Michael uncle is ucking his wife.

Dad: what? Is he doing it openly?

Son: no, I haven't seen him but his son is also standing in the balcony.

Teacher: why did you laugh?

Boy: I saw one strap of your bra.

Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week.

Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh:

boys: I saw both straps. Teacher: get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk, jony started walking out.

Teacher: jony, why you are going out?

Jony: what I just saw I think my school days are over.

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